SAME GLORIOUS FONT! MORE LEGAL NAME!
Comic “Parchment†was mankind’s first genetically-engineered superfont, boasting typographic DNA from the two most revered fonts in existence: Comic Sans and [CENSORED].
However, in what was perhaps the typographic scandal of the century, [CENSORED] quickly fell from grace and became just another deadbeat dad, denying he was ever in a relationship with Comic Sans.
“I’m not the father!†claimed [CENSORED], who is suing for damages. “Cease and desist!â€
Meanwhile, their love child, Comic “Parchmentâ€, has changed his last name in an effort to avoid the public shame (and associated legal fees). He also hopes to save (type)face by ordering a paternity test. Regardless of the results, however, Comic Parchment is still one sexy bastard.
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Comic Sans, the mother, remains characteristically upbeat throughout. Check back later for version 3.0 - “Comedic†Parchment!